How not to Make an Apology

An apology is sometimes hard to deliver because it usually means humbling yourself and admitting that what you’ve done or said in the past was stupid, insensitive, or a host of other negative things.

Let’s start with a hypothetical situation:

Just for fun, let’s assume that I’m the Natural Resources Minister of Canada and that my name is Lisa Raitt. I’ve recently been given the responsibility to ensure that the supply of medical isotopes to Canada doesn’t get cut off due to the shutdown of the Chalk River Nuclear Reactor which supplies Canada with their isotopes (again, this situation is totally hypothetical, I doubt this could ever happen). In a private conversation with my press secretary, who we’ll call Jasmine MacDonnell, I, Lisa Raitt, mention that I think the potential of an isotope shortage is a sexy issue that will further the hell out of my career.

Now, it turns out that medical isotopes are needed to diagnose and treat certain types of cancer and without them some people are left without options for treatment.

Anyways, unbeknownst to me, that conversation I had with my press secretary was accidentally recorded and left in the possession of a member of the Ottawa media. Funny thing. Months later this member of the media listens to the conversation and decides to publish the comments since it is a public issue that concerns all Canadians.

Blah blah blah, it gets released to the public, people are mad, I sound insensitive, an apology is demanded, my press secretary quits, but I don’t.

I decide to apologize after a while and here’s what I say in response to the insinuation that my remarks were insensitive:

“It’s clear that these remarks have been interpreted that way (insensitively). So I want to offer a clear apology to anyone who has been offended by what I’ve said.”

/End of hypothetical situation

That apology was impotent. The sad thing is that one of Canada’s top politicians thought this was the way it should be done (Surprise! That hypothetical story is true). “I’m sorry if you got offended by my words” is not a genuine expression of remorse it’s an apology for the inadequacy of the person who interpreted the words; it’s telling the person who is offended that they were ultimately wrong.

I’m sorry Mrs. Raitt, I should have interpreted your words differently, I guess my ethical compass is just slightly skewed.

References:
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2009/06/08/raitt-injunction.html
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2009/06/09/raitt-tape-recording-isotope-shortage867.html
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2009/06/10/raitt-statement-isotopes061009.html

Wednesday Anger or why did AdultSwim absorb SuperDeluxe

For all you interweb comedy aficionados out there, Adult Swim’s purchase of SuperDeluxe.com isn’t fresh news.

SuperDeluxe, for you non interweb comedy folks, is a comedy video portal that featured gems from artists such as Brad Neely, who created the much watched George Washington video, as well as Tim and Eric and Bob Odenkirk.

I suppose the dream of someone who starts something small like SuperDeluxe is to one day be absorbed into the bosom of a larger company, but the result of the acquisition has been unfortunate.

The SuperDeluxe website, which was available to all of North America, shutdown and all the videos were moved to the Adult Swim site, which is not available to all of North America due to licensing issues.

In order to watch any Brad Neely videos online you have to be in America or be some kind of computer wizard because as far as I can tell they aren’t available collectively on any other single video hosting site (except maybe metacafe).

In an effort to counteract this horrible event I will be collecting links of all Brad Neely videos online in order to have them all in one place. If you are aware of any videos I’ve missed please leave a comment with the link.

BRAD NEELY VIDEO LINKS

Cox and Combes: George Washington

Kenny Winker: Now We Can Make Love

American Moments of Maybe

Bible History #1

The Professor Brothers:

Office Hours

TA Interview

Late Date

Fliff Night 1/2

Fliff Night 2/2

UPDATE:

I found a site where the entire Brad Neely SuperDeluxe collection can be downloaded

Brad Neely Collection

Also, there is a youtube channel with all of his work HERE

Atheism and Ideology

http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/12/05/atheists.christmas/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

The above article reports on the theft of an atheist sign from the Legislative Building in Olympia, WA. The sign, which has since been returned after being found in a ditch, reads:

“At this season of the Winter Solstice may reason prevail. There are no gods, no devils, no angels, no heaven or hell. There is only our natural world. Religion is but myth and superstition that hardens hearts and enslaves minds.”

The sign was placed at the Legislative Building by an advocacy group called the Freedom From Religion Foundation in protest to a nativity scene placed nearby. Co-founder, and former Evangelical preacher, Dan Barker argued the importance of the sign citing the fact that approximately 25% of Washingtonians do not affiliate with any religion. 

He went on to say that the sign celebrating the solstice is actually a more authentic expression of the meaning of December.

“Most people think December is for Christians and view our signs as an intrusion, when actually it’s the other way around,” he said. “People have been celebrating the winter solstice long before Christmas. We see Christianity as the intruder, trying to steal the holiday from all of us humans.”

One of the most popular arguments by atheists leveled against religion is that religion is a negative social institution because it’s anti-science and anti-reason. One of Barker’s arguments is that the solstice, a pagan religious celebration is a more primitive, and thus more authentic, expression of December. The formulation of that argument, however, relies on religious logic (which I suppose shouldn’t be surprising coming from an ex-preacher).

The classic Marxist formulation of ideology can be summed up in this statement: “They don’t know it, but they do it.” I think that perfectly captures the way the representatives from the Freedom From Religion Foundation have acted because they have, unintentionally, acted like people with religious conviction.

Compounding the weakness of the argument is Barker’s citation of the statistic that 25 percent of Washingtonians don’t affiliate with a religion and thus deserve representation via the atheist sign; however, just because 25 percent of Washingtonians don’t affiliate with a religion doesn’t mean 25% of Washingtonians are represented by, or would even agree with, the atheist sign placed at Washington’s Legislative Building.

Canadian Politics and the Constitutive Exception

My last blog reflected an immediate reaction to the events going on in Canadian politics right now. On further reflection I have come to a personal position that the concept of the coalition government taking over would have been a democratic move under the Canadian Parliamentary system. Earlier today, however, Governor General Michaëlle Jean, after consulting with Prime Minister Harper, decided to accept Harper’s request to prorogue parliament. Proroguing parliament is a suspension of parliament without dissolution.

Errol Mendes, a constitutional scholar at the U of Ottawa, views the decision by Mrs. Jean as troublesome saying that “this [prorogation of parliament] is a major constitutional precedent and that worries me more than anything else.” Dr. Mendes goes on further to say that the decision to prorogue parliament essentially means that “any time that the prime minister wants to evade the confidence of the House now he can use this precedent to do so.” Mendes says parliament can avoid future prorogations of parliament by “passing legislation to prevent future prime ministers from seeking prorogation … [to limit] what a future prime minister can do.”

This, to me, is extremely interesting, especially if Harper is the one to pass such legislation.

Slavoj Zizek, Philosopher and cultural critic, elucidates a concept called the constitutive exception which was brought to my mind by the current situation in Canadian parliament.

The constitutive exception, to make it easy, is an act that establishes an order (creation, law etc.) but at the same time forbids that constitutive act from ever being repeated. A good example of this would be the constitutive establishment of monotheism out of polytheism. When the Jewish people declared that YHWH alone is to be worshipped they were saying that to declare any other God worthy of worship was a contravention of the law; to get the law, however, they had to commit an act that could never again be repeated because that act of establishing YHWH worship was the constitutive act that retroactively prohibited the ability to ever declare any other single God, besides YHWH, worthy of worship (sounds hypocritical, but it’s not, really).

So, to me, the decision by Governor General Michaelle Jean is not a bad decision if this act of prorogation is the first and only act of prorogation allowed in Canadian parliament. It has set a precedent, indeed, but, hopefully, a precedent that will not be allowed to ever be acted upon again.

Saskatoon: Paris of the Prairies

Introduction

As a primer for my vast audience around this world: Saskatoon is a city in the Canadian province of Saskatchewan, a province reknowned by many for its chief exports of flatness, wheat, and potash (just think of the many ways potash has improved your life).

Anyways, I was in Saskatoon recently, having never been there before, and I realized that my perception of Saskatchewan and its inhabitants was as flat as the stereotype I drummed up in my first paragraph.

While I was in Saskatoon I had a chance to wander around the river valley and I was pleasantly surprised at the beauty of the city.

This is the Bessborough. A historical landmark in Saskatoon. (Click on the pictures for larger size)

The Bessborough

After wandering around the grounds of the Bessborough and snapping a few photos.

Picture Blag #1

An emo leafy tree all by itself.

Booyah. I’m back. I know my dedicated readership of one (thanks, mom!) will be extremely happy to hear that.

Depressive Realism and the Objet Petit a

Depressive realism is a theory which states that people who are depressed are able to more accurately gauge their reputation, locus of control, abilities, and the way the world actually is. It’s argued that depressed people are able to see without the rose-colored glasses that non-depressed people wear. On initial reflection I was inclined to agree, but the nature of the concept of the objet petit a, put forward by Jacques Lacan, speaks against Depressive Realism, or at least suggests that ‘realism’ may be an inappropriate term for the way that depressed people see the world.

The objet petit a in Lacanian psychoanalysis is the object that is created by desire. Zizek puts it nicely in “Looking Awry”: “The objet petit a is an object that can be perceived only by a gaze distorted by desire, an object that does not exist for an “objective gaze.”" The objet petit a does not exist in-itself because it is nothing but the enfleshment of the distorted gaze; a mapping of desire onto the contours of objective reality.

For depressive realism to be an accurate theory it would have to posit that depressed individuals lack an interested gaze; a gaze permeated by desire. It would also have to posit that depressed people occupy a gaze that is objective. This would only make sense since an objective gaze would be able to “see” reality more accurately. The below illustration is my attempt to represent the way depressed and non-depressed people see objects differently according to depressive realism.

The Collapse of YHWH

Shu, the god of the air, upholds Nut, the sky-goddess, while Geb, the earth-god, reclines under Nut. The website where I found this argues that this structure is similar to Israelite cosmology, although I must argue that it is similar only in so far as Shu is a YHWH equivalent, along with Ba’al and Marduk in the Caananite and Babylonian pantheons respectively. In Israelite cosmology we typically find nature de-mythologized i.e. the moon, sun, firmament etc. are no longer gods but inert objects subject to YHWH’s kingship.

Note the description in Psalm 24 of YHWH’s victory over chaos, and the nature of YHWH’s kingship.

1Psalm of David. The earth is the LORD’S, and all it contains, The world, and those who dwell in it.
2 For He has founded it upon the seas And established it upon the rivers.
8 Who is the King of glory? The LORD strong and mighty, The LORD mighty in battle.
9 Lift up your heads, O gates, And lift them up, O ancient doors, That the King of glory may come in!
10 Who is this King of glory? The LORD of hosts, He is the King of glory. Selah.

The occasion of this psalm is YHWH’s victory procession entering his temple-palace. It invokes Ancient Near Eastern imagery from the Caananite creation myth in which Ba’al conquers the chaos serpent Yam-Nahar (Sea-River). Some Psalms commentators have suggested that this Psalm, specifically vs. 8, argues that YHWH’s kingship is dynamic as opposed to static.  If YHWH’s kingship is dynanimc then YHWH’s struggle with Yam-Nahar is an ongoing battle; it does not cease when victory is achieved once. YHWH the warrior must continually extert his heroic strength to maintain the order of the world. In the above picture Neither Geb nor Nut represent hostile forces, which is why it is structurally different than Israelite Cosmology. However, as I already mentioned, YHWH can be understood as a Shu equivalent. Both Shu and Yhwh were considered gods of the sky [in the case of YHWH this was only a true assumption in normative Judaism (the ideal Judaism of scripture)]. I envision a picture of YHWH standing where Shu stands in the above picture on top of a serpent while holding up the firmament, and standing upon the earth’s pillars. Quite like the image below.

If the below image of God is the one that Psalms describes, the mighty YHWH holding up the skies and keeping back the sea serpent then we have a problem. If YHWH the warrior battles to maintain order, what happens if the world experiences an ecological collapse, as so many predict? The logical result seems to be that YHWH is vanquished. But who occupies the void YHWH leaves? Humanity perhaps. The death of God is an overplayed theme but here it is again. Man becomes the protector of nature, holding up the firmament, and battling chaos which becomes enfleshed in the by-product of our economy: waste.

on the plain sense of scripture and the way we read

The perspicuity of scripture has been a main tenet of Protestant biblical hermeneutics since the Reformation era, and can be seen particularly in Martin Luther’s well known Sola Scriptura doctrinal/hermeneutical principle. Luther was appealing to the unique nature of the Bible’s intrinsic authority, while rejecting any extra-biblical traditions tacked on by the Catholic church. Luther, highlighting this doctrinal position, famously said that “a simple layman armed with Scripture is greater than the mightiest pope without it.”

I empathize with Luther because of his appeal to the liberating kernel he saw in the Bible (and certainly the Catholic church during his time was veering off course), but I think the principle of Sola Scriptura, as it is appropriated today, attempts to lay a prohibition upon the creative way that Scripture has always been used.

In my experience within the Western Evangelical Christian tradition I have noticed that Sola Scriptura is silently assumed but not actually practiced. In this tradition, scripture is the only source of authority and everything must be tested against it but, at the same time, it is taken for granted that the reader who is testing doctrine against scripture is an interpreter. The act of reading, therefore, is the moment when Sola Scriptura becomes an impediment rather a benefit. Most Western Evangelicals assume that the text is plain in its meaning, and that this meaning is the meaning it has always taken since it was first authored many thousands of years ago. The plain sense according to the particular Western Evangelical reader then becomes the universalized meaning of the text. Particularity masked as universality is a simple summation of the Western Evangelical reading technique.

fantasy of love and sex

The following article was published in Mars’ Hill, the student newspaper for Trinity Western University. I wanted to talk about something that lurks on the underbelly of our school. This piece attempts to put forward a mimetic theory of pornography. In some following posts I will discuss why I don’t think that theory covers everything.

The Idealized Fantasy of Love and Sex

Ideal conceptions of love, romance and sex are shaped by popular cultural forms of media and their content: movies, books, newspaper, television and others. Think of a movie such as The Notebook and the way it influences our image of the ideal romance: an assortment of passion and intense but playful love in an idyllic setting punctuated by a tasteful scene of love-making.

This montage of love teaches the viewer how to desire and what to desire. The goal of a romantic relationship becomes the successful reproduction or reenactment of the idealized scene. The technical term for such a reenactment is called mimesis. Mimesis can also be seen in the popular fantasy of the perfect marriage: the woman is a beautiful princess marrying her Prince Charming and life ends happily ever after (think Cinderella).

If you’ve ever watched any of the wedding shows currently running on any number of TV networks, you’ll realize just how much the Cinderella fantasy dominates modern weddings.